WAAAHHH... it was hot...WAAAHHHH...my legs were tired.... WAAAAAHHH.... I got dizzy... and on and on
Gross, that's a big giant crybaby fest. Sometimes a race sounds like a good idea and it's just a shit show right from the beginning. That's all, it's sucks, move on.
But there was something awesome yesterday. My running group. You see, I was last place (not really, I kicked those DNF'ers BUTTS!). And after a crappy crap race it can be kind of weird to run through the chute when all the fast people are sitting facing the chute because the awards started. I watched one of the DNF people behind me step out of the chute rather than go through it. But I ran the race, so screw it. I'm gonna cross the finish line like everyone else. I did the work! It was just a little slower. Now to the awesome.
My crazy running group/family tore into the chute to make a power arch for me screaming like lunatics! If more slow people got this kind of finish, maybe they would show up for these things? So my friends cause such a ruckus, the announcer stops the awards to point out that I must have quite a fan base. Then there I was staring at all these people. And my tiny brain said, you should say something. So I did.
TAKE THAT FAST PEOPLE!
That's what I said. Yep. Because, if you're fast you don't get the awesome finish. I'm pretty sure I'll never know what it's like to cross a finish line first. But I know what it's like to finish in the back of the pack with your friends acting like you were first place. Even a crap race can remind you how lucky you are sometimes.
I'm pretty sure everyone is jealous of us.
ReplyDeleteMan, that sounds awesome. Way to go. I bet everyone got a good chuckle and was totally jealous that they'd never been so well supported in any of their FAST races!
ReplyDeleteYou're awesome. I'm glad you're keeping things real out there. Can't wait to join you guys again.
ReplyDeleteI find it so funny that I know three of the people in that pic and saw it on FB before reading your blog this morning. Which one are you, because I know which three you are not! lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm the one in the burgundy shirt. KIDDING! I'm the one in the middle making the dumb face :)
DeleteOops--now I feel like a turd when I asked you how your run went in my email. Run sounds miserable, but I'm glad you had buddies to help you out. :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on a fantastic attitude - and getting your blog post mentioned in Runner's World! My wife had a DFL last year, and wrote a humorous article on my blog about a more satisfying experience repeating the race this year:
ReplyDeletehttp://run50plus.blogspot.com/2015/06/june-20-2015-atlanta-pride-5k.html
Thank you! Please tell your wife she is AWESOME!
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